Life's weird. Doctors say that alcohol and drugs shrink your brain. And yet they also expand your consciousness.
And food is the opposite. More food expands your body, and yet it shrinks your clothes. And your self-esteem.
So life is a bit like laundry. Shrink and expand. Men shrink their underwear, and expand their manhood.
The universe expanded in the Big Bang. And it might shrink again to, say, the size of a man's penis when it's dunked in a bucket of ice.
Neat.
