Remarkable news out of China.
Their brand new radio telescope, which they point out is the biggest in the world, has picked up alien signals. A couple of them.
It's an amazing coincidence. Scientists have been searching for alien signals for decades, but as soon as the Chinese telescope is turned on, presto. We can't shut the aliens up.
Their first message to mankind, according to Chinese officials?
"Take us to your leader. Oh, and Taiwan belongs to China"
