In a careful study carried out by the Quebec government, it was discovered that Quebecers are speaking 2 less French words a year compared to previous decades.
Furthermore, 9 French words were said without a proper French accent. And 6 French words were used to deride the French language.
They noted that saying "french toast" does not qualify as speaking French.
If this continues, the French language could suffer a loss of speakers and perhaps disappear within 2,000 years.
The government concludes they might have to force people to speak French.
