Thursday, 6 June 2019

Casting Aspersions

Why do we always cast aspersions? Was this invented by a bunch of fishermen?

I've never been good at casting. Just ask my friend, who got a hook in the lip on our last fishing trip. It certainly spiced things up. Fishing is fucking boring. I do most of mine at the fish and chips place.

From now on I'm gonna send my aspersions via Uber Eats.