People call me a small business owner.
First of all, I'm 5 feet 8 inches, which is in the 70th percentile for heights. And that's when I'm not puffing myself up to look bigger, I haven't washed my hair so it's really flat, and I have no clothes on.
Plus, my ideas are really big.
Just call me a business owner and stop discriminating.
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