I wonder if the food sucks in doggie hospitals like it does in human hospitals. I bet the dogs complain just like we do.
Dog: Hey, is this a new shoe? I specifically asked for a worn shoe, Italian leather. And if I'm not mistaken this tastes like fresh water. What about the toilet water I asked for?
Vet: Oh dear, were you sick here? I'll clean that up.
Dog: Leave that. I'm taking it home. Can you bring me the bed pan?
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