I think if we're going to have an old man for President, I prefer Colonel Sanders to Bernie Sanders. At least we get chicken-for-everyone out of the deal. It's not the Green-New-Deal but it fills tummies. And look, he even smiles. Here's the Colonel explaining that KFC is really made from racehorse meat.
Below is Bernie Sanders vowing that if elected President, he won't reveal the eleven secret herbs and spices. Finally, he's shutting up.
