Acne Scholars

Another new and startling study has arrived.

This one concludes that having acne can lead to better grades.

Here it is, if you're bored.

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/cheer-up-kid-it-turns-out-all-that-acne-could-be-good-for-your-grades

Also found: Students who develop leprosy go on to become Rhodes Scholars.