It's a shame that the mainstream media feels a need to bloviate about the scourge that is Valentine's Day.
I'm not talking about commercials for V Day. I mean announcers, DJs, newscasters, talk show hosts, all with their pieholes agape extolling the guilt that goes along with not spending $200 on roses or chocolate on this one very special day.
Because you only get this one very special day to tell someone you love them and really mean it.
What the hell was Christmas for? Your birthday? Our anniversary? Mother's Day? Father's Day? Last night, when I dressed up as Cornelius from Planet of the Apes and you played Nova, the girl that could only moan.
By the way, I still looooooove receiving roses and chocolate.
Hello?
Anyone?
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
