No one calls a person wearing glasses "four eyes" anymore. That's a shame. I miss it.
Is it really an insult? I mean, you're half way to being able to see like a spider. That's pretty amazing.
Come to think of it, why doesn't Spider-man have eight eyes? I guess Stan Lee overlooked that. Due to only having two eyes.
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
