Which Came First?

Which came first…

The divorce or the lawyer
The car or fuzzy dice
Canada or Tim Hortons
Sex or the cigarette (for women)
Sex or the nap (for men)
Children or the chicken finger
The second floor or the set of stairs
The floor or the ceiling
The donut or the cop
The name Maria or the cleaning lady
Barf bags or Vin Diesel's acting
The alarm clock or the job
The boss or the wife
The wife or the performance review
Extra-marital affairs or the mailman
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