Non Event

The Weather Channel has issued a warning that today's rain event will be followed tomorrow by a non event.

Non events occur when the all the atmospheric forces sit on their assess and do nothing. The best way to deal with a non event is to pretend it doesn't exist. During this period, many, many things will not happen. Try not to discuss the non event, but if you feel the need to, do it in a way that doesn't refer directly to the non event, such as saying, "Jesus, this street meat is tasty."

Non events are caused by climate change, obviously. Thankfully they are rare, as they lead to the human race having nothing to talk or worry about, leading to species suicide.

Above is a picture of a non event.

Stay safe.