I've never subscribed to the "if you want me to achieve something, tell me I can't do it" school of successful behaviour.
When someone tells me I can't do something, I say fuck it, they're probably right. So I won't do it. Saves time. It's easier. I can nap longer. If they say I can do it, I say fuck it, they're probably wrong. So I won't do it. Saves time. It's easier. I can nap longer.
I wonder if men who wear a toupee in public really think they're fooling anyone. When I turn the corner in a supermarket and see one, I think, hey, you might as well have a penis sewn to your forehead. Toss the toupees, you old farts.
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
