Saving Your Bacon

I think I've been a pretty good friend to the people I've known over the years.

However, when push comes to shove, when the stakes are high, when it all falls on me, I've never saved anyone's bacon, whose bacon needed saving.

I think you can understand why. When a friend leaves me their bacon to save, well…I mean…it's bacon. How can I save it? How can I not eat it?

Get real.