When I was young and naive, I would always jump to conclusions so quickly.
Now that I'm old and naive, I don't do that so much anymore. Bad for the knees. I walk pretty slowly to the conclusion, or sometimes when I'm especially tired, I'll steal an old person's motorized scooter to get there. I guess I should buy my own, but will I need one all the time? I don't want to jump to conclusions.
Soon I'll be so old I'll stroll to a hunch or meander to a theory and skip the conclusion altogether.
It's probably easier to just text the conclusion to let it know I'm not showing up.
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
