The Sleep Inn

I'm starting a motel called the Sleep Inn.

You can't wake up before noon. If you do, it costs more. Ativan is available (at an enormous price) in the lobby if needed.

Checkout time is 2:55 a.m., just before mandatory bedtime, 3:00 a.m.

Please do no, under any circumstances, wake up the staff.

Have a nice stay. Go back to bed.