There's nothing quite like a refreshingly long, deep sleep.
People ask me why I like to sleep so much. I'll tell you why I like to sleep so much.
When I wake up, I look in the mirror and in my eyeballs appear the following words: all user settings for this brain have reset to the factory default.
It's a fresh start to my life. Like driving a brand new car for the first time – every day. I can set things the way I want them. I can program the seat to a 21 degree backwards incline. I can set the radio buttons 1 through 6 to my favourite stations – death metal. The cruise control can kick in once I reach 180 kph. But I do this for my brain instead of a car.
You should try sleeping as much as I do. It works.
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
