Christmas is just around the corner.
I'm talking about Christmas 2018. Christmas 2019 is around the corner and slightly down the street a bit, maybe about 2 of those sidewalk squares away. 2020 is down the street a bit further and hiding behind a coniferous, which costs $120, ready to pounce. Christmas' 2021-2350 are in a meeting, strategizing how they can show up earlier and get us to spend more. The rest of the Christmas', to infinity, are planning to take over the universe.
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
