I wonder if religious preachers who talk to God ever receive junk messages, like us normal people who get junk email and texts.
How do they know it's a genuine message from God? What if it's Lucifer pretending to be God, and he sends a message saying "Click Here" and you'll go to Heaven.
So you click there (in your head) and a virus is released in your brain that gathers and releases all your evil and dirty thoughts to the world on Wikileaks.
What if someone hacks my prayers? Say the guy down the street sends a prayer under my name, asking "Dear God, please make beer cheaper."
For sure, I want beer to be cheaper. But I have enough class to know not to ask God for that. Besides, He's still working on my prayer to be a rock star.
Hmmm. I'm gonna be more careful praying.
