If Canada is a country (and it is, so far), why do we call where I am now "cottage country"?
I didn't need my passport and there's no standing army. Although, around here the army would probably be a "sitting on the dock finding shapes in the clouds" army.
We should change it to "urban" and "rural" regions.
Except…I just tried saying "rural region" and it's too hard. Must be the vodka and Liquid-Plumr mixer.
Maybe just "up here" and "down there".
