When I'm good and ready, my hands will drive me to the cottage and continually stuff myself with spare rib meat, chicken meat, sausage meat, beef meat, lamb meat, veggie meat, deer meat, beer meat, tree meat, and an assortment of Tofurky deli meats, until my body stops functioning.
Wait a minute – I've done that already. Well, I'll think of something else.
In the meantime, I think the youths in Asia should learn to respect their elders.
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| hands off the pine box, youths |
