Thursday 2 June 2022

French Toast?

In a careful study carried out by the Quebec government, it was discovered that Quebecers are speaking 2 less French words a year compared to previous decades. 

Furthermore, 9 French words were said without a proper French accent. And 6 French words were used to deride the French language. 

They noted that saying "french toast" does not qualify as speaking French.

If this continues, the French language could suffer a loss of speakers and perhaps disappear within 2,000 years.

The government concludes they might have to force people to speak French.