It's reassuring that at my advanced age I can still learn new things.
Yesterday I tried some Timbiebs and I learned the body can undergo a profoundly brutal and mysterious form a diarrhea and still survive.
Won't go into the details here. My medical records are online if you want to peruse them.
Think bullet train travelling through your colon covered in tacks (pointy ends out) and a mixture of blood sausage, sweet breads and chocolate milk as passengers on that train.
By the way, Timbiebs is copyrighted so don't try and steal the idea.
