Boy, you really saved my bacon!
Has that ever been done? Has anyone ever saved anyone's bacon in human history?
It's never happened.
If I make 10 slices of bacon, give you 3 and ask you to save the rest for sandwiches later, will you do it? Of course not. This is not a bird in your hand, and it doesn't matter that it's worth more than the bush.
This is bacon. The expiry date of bacon is NOW. Eat it before it goes bad.
Save a whale if you want. Save the forests. The planet.
No one saves bacon.
