Stark-Lannister Toy Company introduces the Valyrian Soother.
Made of top-grade valyrian steel with a dragon glass handle, this soother is ideal for comforting all the infant GOT fans who are waiting desperately for Season 8 to be redone to their liking.
Yes, the Seven Kingdoms are a monarchy, but the making of GOT is a democracy, and the fans have voted for a new GOT that's more pleasing than the old GOT.
The Valyrian Soother is guaranteed to last until a new season is filmed for each fan, comprising 13.6 million different shows.
Free delivery from Westeros by a dead person. Only gold accepted as payment.
