Scientists have discovered a new species they call Homo Anus.
Homo Anus was a very bright species that created their own spoken language, emitted entirely out of their assholes. A widespread epidemic of hemorrhoids killed Homo Anus off around 10 million years ago, long before the invention of Preparation H.
Fragments of Homo Anus DNA can be found in any Homo Sapien that runs for political office and wins.
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