Baby Jesus

It's funny how Facebook reminds me of all my friend's birthdays, but it never reminds me of the baby Jesus' birthday.

"It's Jesus' birthday today. Wish him Happy Birthday, but don't tell Him how old He is or that He broke His promise about coming back."

That's a huge oversight. I like to think that Jesus is my best friend. Certainly better than my Facebook friends, who only "friend" me for the high status it brings them.

And why doesn't Jesus post any pictures? Where the hell is He, anyway? Maybe He's stuck in Limbo. I hear it's really hard to take a good picture of Limbo. There's nothing there because everything's in limbo.

Well, Happy Early Birthday, Jesus. By the way, I shared the Facebook video of my life in 2018 with you. Most of what happened I blame on you. And your old man.