Tuesday, 4 December 2018

Baby It's Way Colder Than You Can Possibly Imagine Outside

In its war on rape culture, Canada, finally, has banned Baby It's Cold Outside from radio stations.

Climate change experts applaud this move, reminding us that's it's getting hotter out there.

By the way, Hot Hot Hot will also be banned.

Stay tuned for a list of allowable songs, coming soon.

In the meantime, as a rule of thumb, please only listen to songs about adults consenting at room temperature.