A new study, more important than any previous study, has concluded that there are not enough fruits and vegetables for everyone on the planet. This is not a dire situation, they said, since only about 9 people in North America eat fruits and vegetables every day. Six of those people get their f&v from drinking a daily bloody Mary and an apple martini.
Further analysis showed that there are enough Cronuts to feed every man, woman, and child, either dead, living, or to be born, plus the population of 6 alien planets.
Here's the link: https://www.ndtv.com/food/there-are-not-enough-fruits-and-vegetables-for-everybody-on-this-planet-scientists-reveal-1939397
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