When I'm walking dogs, one thing I really hate is dog owners who yell across the street at me, "Hi. Can my dog say hello to your dog?"
Fuckin' NO. Does this look like a dog party to you? Look closely at my face. Do I look friendly? No. Do I look like I will bite you? Yes.
Imagine if people did this to each other.
"Hi. Do you mind if my husband says hi to your wife? He's so friendly, especially with women he's not married to. Careful, he's not fixed so he might try to hump her. A swift kick in the balls usually reminds him he's married to me."
Have nice day.
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