With the price of housing so high, God has decided to sell his "House of the Lord", make a tidy profit and invest in the market.
Asked if He was aware that foreign buyers are artificially inflating house prices, He said, "I'm use to foreigners. There are a ton of them in Heaven. I just want the best price I can get."
God plans to rent a very reasonably-priced studio above a Popeye's Chicken and call it Den of the Mighty Dude.
His money will be invested in the Cuddling Industry. See http://capcuddlers.org/
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