Why do we keep track of how long people have been dead like we do when they are alive? They'll be dead forever, and then some. He's been dead for 20 years. He's really getting on, eh? He's looking very dead. I almost didn't recognize him. It's not like you're dead for a certain amount of time and then something tragic happens. It's over. Forget about it.
I wonder what the YMCA was called before we finished developing the alphabet. And how could we follow the letter of the law before the alphabet?
I hate Y questions. They imply meaning, and there is no meaning. They also lead to Z questions.
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
