Like any reasonable man, I am terrified of getting a full-on colonoscopy.
I asked my doctor if he could make it a semi-colonoscopy.
He rammed it in and it felt like a bullet point.
I abbreviated my visit and made a mad dash out of his office.
I ran and ran, like a run on sentence.
When I got home, I was so tired I fell into a comma for two months.
I woke up and kept reliving that period of my life.
It's a shame life has to be punctuated with such horrible experiences.
