I apologize for the temporary stall in my world famous blogs.
I realize that many of you have given up your sleeping pills, instead relying on reading my articles to bring about a great night's sleep.
My back went out. I don't mean it went out, like, xmas shopping for me. It had a seizure and turned me into a withering fetal mess on the floor.
Finally, my back is back in business! I have enough muscle relaxant in me so that I can now floss my teeth with my toenails and brush my hair with my shoulder blades, both of which are on my resolution's list for next year.
There's something about taking seven hours to put a sock on that focuses one's attention.
No pain, no gain MY ASS!
