I shopped online all day yesterday. My fingers are exhausted.
Tons of web traffic. Should have bookmarked my spot.
Just when I found the correct I.P. address, I had to pee, so I took a wikileak.
I really need to speak to my shrink about my attachments.
I keep trying to download them onto others.
Some guy tried to sell me a fancy Swiss watch, but I pegged him as an emoticon.
Got my brother-in-law some phishing equipment.
The spam for lunch was overcooked. Should have had the cookies.
Took a bad Tumblr off the firewall.
Then my wife gets all hyper about her links.
Lousy day. No sun. Shopping in the cloud all day.
Money gone in a Flash.
But, overall a successful Google drive.