Sunday, 11 December 2016

Online Shopping



I shopped online all day yesterday. My fingers are exhausted.

Tons of web traffic. Should have bookmarked my spot.

Just when I found the correct I.P. address, I had to pee, so I took a wikileak.

I really need to speak to my shrink about my attachments. 
I keep trying to download them onto others.

Some guy tried to sell me a fancy Swiss watch, but I pegged him as an emoticon.

Got my brother-in-law some phishing equipment.

The spam for lunch was overcooked. Should have had the cookies.

Took a bad Tumblr off the firewall.

Then my wife gets all hyper about her links.

Lousy day. No sun. Shopping in the cloud all day.

Money gone in a Flash.

But, overall a successful Google drive.