It's always weird going into a Starbucks and ordering my favourite coffee. Hi, can I have a "Tall Blonde?".
If I worked there, I would need more information.
"Look around, there's blondes everywhere. Can you be more specific?"
"Do you have a blonde under 6 feet, medium build, in her 30s?"
"What occupation?"
"Maybe a lawyer. But with a sense of humour."
"Ohhh, just ran out of those. I have a short, frumpy bleach blonde with dark roots, sells mascara at Shoppers."
"Tea, please."
