Thank God for Canadian universal healthcare!
The Canadian gov't will now provide free anti-nausea medication for all Canadians.
This medication is to be used every time Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry appear in the news.
How to use: When you see the sickly pair, say, dancing in a hardware store, take the meds immediately, lie down and stop asking what it all means. It means shit.
Accompany with a stiff drink. Canadian whiskey, of course.
You'll feel suicidal. That should be temporary.
If it's not, you're in a better place. You'll never see them again.
