The horrible explosive diarrhea running through the US has been linked to lettuce used at Taco Bell.
Keep in mind this is in addition to the normal Taco Bell explosive diarrhea you will get, known in medical circles as "Taco Bell Explosive Diarrhea". Even RFK recognizes this malady.
In other words, your diarrhea gets diarrhea.
Keep in mind – testosterone shots will not prevent it.
The employee manual has been updated, advising not to wash salad in the toilet.
Enjoy your meal.
PS: For this post I didn't check once how diarreea is actually spelled.
