Sadly, Timothée Chalamet has added Helloooo Newman to his list of things that aren't worth keeping alive anymore, along with ballet and opera.
"Who cares about Helloooo Newman?" he was heard screaming in the bathroom at the Oscars. Kylie Jenner was too busy looking through the coat check for hangers to help secure her boobies to even care what her bubby hubby was saying.
Very upsetting. I've cancelled plans for the ballet Newman chases a Swan, based on Swan Lake with an original score by Beethoven, star of the spectacular movie Beethoven.
Chalamet not survive this scandal.
