The other day I was thinking how horrible a booger's life must be. Have you ever thought that?
Having a dirty olfactory job 24/7.
Then you're picked out so easily and fired off into the distance.
No severance. Just shame.
They don't even get the respect that, say, a fart often gets. They get to enter farting contests. A fart can be a winner. No one has a booger contest.
Just cast aside like so much of the body's garbage.
Next time, give your boogers a little attention. Some respect.
You'll be glad you did.
