I ran into an old friend yesterday. From grade school. Couldn't remember his name for the life of me.
It's Al.
Concerned about my memory, I ran to the doctor. Doc, is my memory going?
What's your friend's name?
Al
Ohhhh, you have Alzheimer's.
He told me I'd have no trouble remembering other names…phew
There are so many stop signs in my neighbourhood, I put a sticker on my car saying "this vehicle makes frequent stops".
Saw a Chinese bouncy castle in the sky today. On hold with NORAD.
How's your day going?
