Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there's a fucking pandemic and someone is walking down the sidewalk from the other direction so he has to cross the road or possibly get horribly sick and die. Or make someone horribly sick and die.
Why did he cross the road again?
Oh look, someone is on the other side too. Guess he'll just walk down the middle of the stupid road and get butterflied by a Staples delivery truck.
That's why he crossed the goddamn road.
Too bad he failed his interview to be a chicken at Swiss Chalet.
