Have you ever used Classmates.com to track down old school friends?
I knew so many interesting characters in school. I wonder what they're doing now.
Al Gorithm - smartest guy I knew
Stan Dalone - hard to get to know
Sam Onella - always offered me some of his green sandwiches, um, no thanks
Dick Tation - took the best notes
Millie Metre - size didn't matter to her (hence, my girlfriend)
Ken Garoo - awesome at the long jump
Lee Otard - nice legs
Sam Wich - snatched some of his lunch all the time
Dan Delion - just when I thought I'd gotten rid of him, he'd pop up again
Sam Sonite - always stuffing way too much in his body
Daryl Ict - have a feeling he didn't go too far
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
