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| Downloading: The universe |
Reputable scientists suggest the universe might be a vast computer app.
Maybe the reason the world is so messed up and confusing is that it hasn't finished downloading.
Has anybody checked the status bar lately?
I imagine the software engineer like this: An ADHD-riddled teen in nothing but dirty gym socks (online Avatar is Facial Fasciitis) playing basketball with his sperm into empty cups of Yop and popping fentanyl out of his Pez dispenser.
The Universe: Yer Fucked version Zero.
Still downloading…
