Hi-fi and Wifi married, wanted kids, wifi was too weak to carry so they adopted an AI, named Sci-fi, who grew up and watched the earth die, so he moved to Alpha Centauri, where there was no hi-fi or wifi, Sci-fi got bored and started asking "who am I?", and with no good answer he needed to deify, wrote a book that sought to clarify, the result was to glorify, causing people to defy and answer the war cry
Sci-fi's kids, Hi-fi and Wifi,
Junior, watched Alpha Centauri die.
So they moved…