Friday 14 October 2016

Paul Is Great



Hey God, Paul here, but you already knew that.

Have you ever sought out therapy? I mean for your obvious self esteem issues.

I heard on a radio station Songs for God and that got me wondering.

"God is Great!" That's what you seem to need humans to constantly tell you. Through song, poems, prayers and tv shows.

Why?

You created everything, you have everything and you are everything. You, God, can go to the front of every line at Disney World without a disabled family member present. You are Disney World.

What more could you possibly want from life, dude?

Do you really need me to tell you how wonderful you are? How about the other way around?

I wouldn't mind a few encouraging words too, you know. I have esteem issues. Am I a good enough father, husband, piano player, designer, writer, Jenga player?

The Lord's Prayer. You gotta be sick of hearing that, no?

How about Paul's Prayer? Or a prayer for one of the other 7 billion who are trying to make their way through this insane mess.

Listen, I'm here if you want to talk. Gods aren't perfect. That's why God spelled backwards is Dog.

Okay, if you really insist. You are Great!

How about telling me that every once in a while.

Paul is Great (occasionally).