I think we need to find a different pronunciation for the word
euthanize (yoo-thuh-nize).
I was at the doctor and I said to her, "Now that I'm another year older, I'm looking for ways to euthanize myself."
She left the room and the nurse came back with a huge needle.
"
NO", I said. "Ways to make myself look younger. More youthful.
Youthanize."
At first she didn't believe me.
That was a close call.