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| Travis Bickle |
Uber Losers: When someone tells you you'll never get anywhere – call me. I'll take you somewhere.
Uber Uber: For Uber drivers who are too tired, drunk or hung over to drive – I'll tow you and your passenger behind my car.
Uber Real Estate: I'll drive the price of your house up.
Uber housewife: Husband not responding to your demands? His holy trinity is the sofa, sports and Sapporo? Call us. I'll drive him crazy with demands.
Uber Parking: Call me, I'll parallel park for you.
Uber Nascar: Relax. I'll pick you up in my car at the beginning of the course and take you right to the end. Oh, it's a Prius, so forget about winning.
Uber Ambulance: A comfortable, roomy ride to the hospital, unencumbered by all that bulky life-saving equipment. Quiet and relaxing, with none of that raucous yelling, like "CLEAR", "I.V., STAT" or "HE'S FLATLINED".
Go on. Get in. You can trust me.
