I was going to start a self help group for pessimists. Nah, it'll never work.
Maybe I'll join a group for optimists.
People are always telling me, "Paul, you should be more optimistic."
I spend all day optimisting myself, and then they say, "Paul, you better not get your hopes up."
Actually, I'm an optipessimist.
I'm not hopeful things will be great, I just doubt they will suck.
