A recent study, studying studies that study the effects of studies on people that study for a living, was studied.
The results were inconclusive, but true.
The false positives were found to be false, but possessing a positive outlook, hence making them true. The true positives were falsely accused of being false, hired a lawyer, and secured a positive outcome.
The positive false's sang a song in falsetto. The true positives called a truce.
The correlations caused panic and the causations caused glee. Correlates don't cause, but causes correlate, just because.
More study is needed.
